Don't you guys think that Sean Hayes has some "intern" scouring the internet looking for random Sean Hayes stuff. If I was Sean Hayes I would. So... that probably means said sidekick has come across the following post and asked Mr. Hayes if it really went down like that. SO... If you are either Sean Hayes or his Lackey, Please indulge us all with a comment confirming the facts of the nights festivities and we shall call it good.
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First off, please ignore the name and photo attached with this comment as I have hacked into one of your "friends" accounts as to protect my identity (for obvious reasons).
This is Mr. Hayes personal assistant, Iwanna Bee Astarre. After some careful contemplation, Mr. Hayes has regretfully recalled the "smelling" incident you spoke of and you will be hearing from his attorneys regarding the restraining order that has been put into place that prohibits "smelling" one Mr. Hayes within 100 feet.
He wanted to make it clear that this restraining order applies only to you because any woman that can pull off an orange dress obviously belongs in Mr. Hayes' circles.
Patrick. You are funny. Legitimately funny. Sounds like you had a fun night.
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